I think my math teacher is evil. Today, he was gone for reasons unknown, so he assigned out substitute to give us these packets of challenging problems. We got to decide which ones we solve. So, I chose a bunch of random problems. At the end of the twenty-something question, he had a smiley face emoticon. Instead of answering said question, I simply wrote: "Your evil smiley face is not reassuring."
Oh, but it gets better. On the first of three pages of notebook paper I used to answer the questions I wrote: "FYI: your Jedi mind-tricks are useless on this planet."
And then I gave a bunch of smart-ass answers to the rest of them. Like 17:
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